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Oh mah gawd, girl-freyends. Have you seen the rootin' tootin' Texan version of The Two Fat Ladies? Paula Deen is actually just one fat laydee from the deep South, and she is possibly responsible for the obesity epidemic over the pond, y'all. She wraps cheesecake in pastry, deep fries it, tops it with cream and slathers it with sugar. She eats massive slices of lasagna sandwiched between two bodaciously buttered loaves of bread. She cackles in the face of the normal-sized portion.
Watch the Paula Deen collection here...
Paula deep fries a store-bought cheesecake: super fast track to gout! You might want to wear a heart monitor if you adopt her method.
Paula Eats a lasagna sandwich the size of a Jack Russell. Shee-it!
Paula 'makes love to my tater' (sic) - i.e. serves a mammoth baked potato, smothers it in creamy cheesy mushrooms, and gets a little flustered...
Yeee haaah! I'm fascinated and I think I like her...
She's kinda cool - and also heartburn inducing.
ReplyDeleteHey kitchen goddess! I do love me some Paula - you have to look on YouTube for that show where her pants fell down and she flashed her pantyhose to the crowd!
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Hey there Mad Men Girl. I must check out the episode where Paula does that!!!
ReplyDeleteRe: Mad Men, if you get the part on that wondrous show, you have to take me with you - I am obsessed with it! Have popped a vote your way - good luck...
Lisa: perhaps Paula has stakeholder shares in Rennies?
Anne - I think she has shares in Mt Sinai Hospital's cardio ward. Her cooking scares even ME, and I am no low fat queen.
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